OUT OF BEVERLY

I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but we’re back and ready for another adventure… a Griswold family Xmas-type of adventure.

I don’t know how your family acts on day one of a family adventure, but ours is tense! We’ve been snapping at each other all morning, but it’s totally going to be worth it because everyone has their bags packed with semi-clean clothes, toothbrushes, and passports. Okay?!

Few more hours and we’ll be in the next phase of travel… the airport! I’ll check back in once we’re settled. Peace.

6:49pm – we are on the bus!

9:24 – I’ve had one drink with airport dinner, so now I’m wasted… and they just forced us to check our luggage which has never been a lucky happenstance for me. This is when having an AirTag is a goddamn curse… I said that if they lose my luggage the first thing I will do is:

Oh yeah, and our flight is delayed… not sure when we’re leaving yet. Adventure!!!

10:45pm – the plane is here and everyone is standing up. Stella and I just finished two rounds of the You Dropped a Bomb dance and I taught her the Electric Slide. Definitely a productive wait time at Gate C18.

11:05pm – the boarding process is very strict and time consuming and some of the family are losing their shit just a little bit… we will get on the plane, fam, we will be watching Beverly Hills Cop on the complimentary plane seat movie screen soon enough.

11:24am Portugal time – we finally arrived and then spent two hours in passport control. I don’t want to talk about it, we’re over it. All luggage made it to Portugal! Arrived at the hotel and everything is magical again. See you soon! 😘